Thursday, July 15, 2010

You know you're not in Utah when...

1. You walk home from the parking lot later at night and you see 5 little toads hopping all over the sidewalk.


2. You go swimming and there are little crabs in the pool... granted, most are dead because of the chlorine... but there are CRABS in the POOL.

3. People say stuff to you like "ya'll" and "used-ta-could."

4. You start sweating after getting out of the shower.

5. You aren't scared of little spiders in the house anymore because they aren't HALF as SCARY as the GIANT COCKROACHES.

6. There are places marked for where pedestrians are supposed to cross the street. CLEARLY MARKED. And everyday, driving down the road, you see at least 15-20 people blatantly disregarding these rules- they walk across the street whenever, wherever they want. Even when there is busy traffic.

7. I'm sure more will come...

3 comments:

krista jo said...

Are you seeing any of those creepy scorpion things like in 3 Arches? ...I am still thinking giant cockroaches are worse!

You guys look like you are having fun :) And you look great!

Nicole said...

that's hilarious! really? crabs in your swimming pool? that's nutz.

Stephanie said...

What is "use-ta-could"? How would you use it in a sentence? I can't figure it out :) The fort looks like a lot of fun. You two are going to have to become civil war history buffs now.